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Name: Crazy Bitch
Home: Portland, Oregon, United States
About Me: I've always enjoyed writing, so long as it's something I know about - like me. I'm a student. A mother. A sister. A homeowner. A perfectionist. I try to keep them as separate as possible, but sometimes they intertwine - which is NEVER a good thing. I love shoes. I love dancing, although I don't really know how. I love loud music, bonfires and the occasional glass of beer. I love my family. I love my life. And ever so slowly, I'm learning to love myself.
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| Attention Boys! |
| Wednesday, October 19, 2005 |
I went to a high school concert last night. While there I saw some very, umm... interesting characters. One young man of which, wears blue eyeliner. But not just under his eyes. He wears it down his cheeks too - as if crying blue eyeliner.
This IS NOT OKAY!
Cosmetics were made for the entertainment business.
Cosmetics were made for women.
Cosmetics were NOT made for teenage boys that are barely old enough for wet dreams, let alone fashion statements.
I have one question. WHY???
It's not pretty. It's not cool. It's not sexy. It does not turn girls on. The only thing it does get these boys, is a troubled young lady trying to piss off her parents. She probably doesn't even remember his last name.
So boys, remember this...
Makeup is only okay if:
a) You are going onstage.
b) You are going on TV.
c) You are trying to look like a woman.
By the way - thanks, Michael Jackson, for not only molesting our boys, but also teaching them bad makeup tips. Oh - and Fuck You for trashing the fantasies of all the young girls that worshipped you in the 80's. May you burn in Hell.
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posted by Crazy Bitch @ 11:24 AM   |
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