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Name: Crazy Bitch
Home: Portland, Oregon, United States
About Me: I've always enjoyed writing, so long as it's something I know about - like me. I'm a student. A mother. A sister. A homeowner. A perfectionist. I try to keep them as separate as possible, but sometimes they intertwine - which is NEVER a good thing. I love shoes. I love dancing, although I don't really know how. I love loud music, bonfires and the occasional glass of beer. I love my family. I love my life. And ever so slowly, I'm learning to love myself.
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| Human Sexuality and Friendship |
| Friday, October 21, 2005 |
When it comes to meeting new people, I'm usually pretty shy. Yesterday, something came over me, (or perhaps, was lifted) and I took a first step to create a friendship. In fact, before class, I spotted my victim, walked right over, sat down, and started talking.
We talked through the first half of class and right through the break. It turns out that she is in exactly the same place in her life as I am. Almost the same age, same situation, same issues. I couldn't believe that I finally found someone who understands my life. It was so exciting!
So, when the professor in my Human Sexuality class started asking questions regarding female preferences....
Prof: Ladies, help me out here... is it okay to be on top?
[silence]
Nikki: Yes!
[giggles around the room]
Prof: Ladies, while on top - is it okay to stimulate yourselves?
[silence] (Let me point out that the average age in this class is 21. I'm assuming that most of these girls haven't accepted that anything outside of missionary is normal. )
Nikki: Yes!
[more giggles and a funny look from my new friend]
Prof: Guys, this one is for you. Is it okay for a girl to be on top and stimulating herself?
[cheers, whistles and even some thumbs up]
Prof: Ladies, is it okay to have sex from behind?
[another silence]
Nikki: Yes!
That comment generated a not so pleasant expression from my new friend as she leaned far away from me.
Prof: One last question before you go for the day. Ladies, do you prefer sex from behind or to be on top?
Nikki: It all feels good!
[laughter from the entire room]
We headed out the door. Since I was going the same direction as my new friend, I thought we'd chat on the way out and I'd get a chance to invite her to coffee. Instead, she turned around, said, "Have a nice weekend!" and changed directions. |
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