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Name: Crazy Bitch
Home: Portland, Oregon, United States
About Me: I've always enjoyed writing, so long as it's something I know about - like me. I'm a student. A mother. A sister. A homeowner. A perfectionist. I try to keep them as separate as possible, but sometimes they intertwine - which is NEVER a good thing. I love shoes. I love dancing, although I don't really know how. I love loud music, bonfires and the occasional glass of beer. I love my family. I love my life. And ever so slowly, I'm learning to love myself.
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| Meet Si: Nikki's New Beast |
| Saturday, October 28, 2006 |
I suppose y’all would like to hear about Pepe’s replacement, Si. Now, let me make this clear: I loved Pepé dearly. However, when you upgrade to a newer model, size does matter. What’s even more important? How many you get all at once.
The day I left Pepé, I was uncertain, shy. Can I handle Si’s sleek, shiny, silver personality? Can I handle his stiff shaft and drive him the way he deserves: hard, fast, until I send him into turbo? Can I handle not just one, but two - TWO studs at once? One thing I do know - when I slid into his firm black arms and he whispered, “darling nikki...” I knew... he was gonna rock my world.
Si is so fucking sexy - I’ve had fantasies of parking on a dark street and leaning the seat back, touching everything, everything, everything. Perhaps rolling down the window: “Sorry officer, I couldn’t wait until I got home. Climb in and feel this beast - then you’ll understand.”
A. came over and I let her take Si for a test drive. She too, was drawn to his sexiness and wanted to ride him like the wind. I was expecting him to be too much for her, but boy, was I wrong. Si growled for her at the get-go, giving her all she craved. A. drove him fast, dirty, hot. And when A. was through, she walked away smiling, leaving Si smoking...and me breathless.
So far Si and I get along pretty well. He has a hard time getting over my hills, but coasts easily through my valley. I’m learning to drive him as A. did, and I’m having the time of my life. I honestly think Si and I have a fabulous future ahead. Afterall, he keeps me coming back for more.
What’s that? Pepé? Pepé who?
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