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Name: Crazy Bitch
Home: Portland, Oregon, United States
About Me: I've always enjoyed writing, so long as it's something I know about - like me. I'm a student. A mother. A sister. A homeowner. A perfectionist. I try to keep them as separate as possible, but sometimes they intertwine - which is NEVER a good thing. I love shoes. I love dancing, although I don't really know how. I love loud music, bonfires and the occasional glass of beer. I love my family. I love my life. And ever so slowly, I'm learning to love myself.
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| Sexual Overdrive |
| Sunday, June 22, 2008 |
I've recently rediscovered my sex drive. I don't know where it was hiding all this time, but it came back with a vengeance. All I want to do is get off. Why?
Perhaps it is spring fever. Perhaps it is because I lost weight. Perhaps it is the testosterone that surrounds me everyday. Perhaps it has everything to do with Becoming Juicy. Perhaps I'm hitting my sexual peak early. Hell, I don't know, but I LIKE IT!
Poor A. My BFF has to put up with my chatter... sex, sex, sex. That's all I talk about. And S. has to put up with my booty call music - since that's all I listen to. And - I had to put a vibrator in my car - just in case.
I'm trying to deal with it, but when I'm at work... AAAGGGHHH! A. told me not to use a vibrator at work -
"...because if you drop it in the toilet it would make a whole lot of noise and then everyone will know what you are doing."
Sounds like she speaks from experience.
"I'm just saying..." is her reply.
Uh-huh.
So the vibrator stays in the car.
Until I can get someone to put a lock on the sample room...
Meanwhile... I just wanna fuck. |
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