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Name: Crazy Bitch
Home: Portland, Oregon, United States
About Me: I've always enjoyed writing, so long as it's something I know about - like me. I'm a student. A mother. A sister. A homeowner. A perfectionist. I try to keep them as separate as possible, but sometimes they intertwine - which is NEVER a good thing. I love shoes. I love dancing, although I don't really know how. I love loud music, bonfires and the occasional glass of beer. I love my family. I love my life. And ever so slowly, I'm learning to love myself.
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| The Red Room |
| Tuesday, April 22, 2008 |
I painted my guest room red. Why red? I had to set the mood for dancing. And I bought a pole. And some mirrors. And some amber lighting for hiding flaws. (Not that I have any...) A cheetah print rug. Red velvet drapes. Candles.
My room says... I wanna fuck... in the most sensual way.
Of course, now I have to tell the kids. |
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| Becoming Juicy |
| Thursday, April 3, 2008 |
I started a fitness class. Oh, but this isn't any fitness class. THIS is THE fitness class. THE fitness class you don't tell your co-workers about. What is it? Becoming Juicy. Mmm.mmm.yeah. I signed up for Stripper 101 and it is fucking sensational. It's not about stripping off your clothes - it is about stripping out of all of those layers of self-loathing and maternal guilt. It's about stripping out of everything until it's you. Just you. Raw you. Naked you. Real you.
Oh, and then you get to learn a trick on the pole.
Fuck yeah. |
| posted by Crazy Bitch @ 5:57 PM |
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