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Name: Crazy Bitch
Home: Portland, Oregon, United States
About Me: I've always enjoyed writing, so long as it's something I know about - like me. I'm a student. A mother. A sister. A homeowner. A perfectionist. I try to keep them as separate as possible, but sometimes they intertwine - which is NEVER a good thing. I love shoes. I love dancing, although I don't really know how. I love loud music, bonfires and the occasional glass of beer. I love my family. I love my life. And ever so slowly, I'm learning to love myself.
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| Addiction |
| Sunday, July 20, 2008 |
Hello.
My name is Nikki and I am a vibraholic.
I have been vibe free for 0 days.
I had all week to attempt freedom in Hawaii, to no avail. My first attempt on Monday morning left me with only one orgasm. I couldn't take it and grabbed Lelo for two more. On Tuesday, I attempted vibe-free again, only to lose patience. That time I went straight for Digger and knocked out three in a row. (No time to waste, as I had some waves to catch.)
Wednesday, Digger.
Thursday, Digger.
Friday, wanna guess?
Yep, Digger - but if Mr. Hitachi Magic Wand was available, I would have jumped on him instead.
So now it's Saturday. It's getting late. I don't have patience for fingers. Or Lelo. Or Digger. I'm back home and Mr. H is coming for a visit.
And so is Nikki.
To Hell with vibe-free...I wanna feel my teeth rattle tonight. |
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| Anticipation |
| Saturday, July 12, 2008 |
What gets a girl hot (or at least, this girl)?
Anticipation.
When I'm close to getting off, I most certainly have some little scenario playing out in my head. It almost always involves some sort of anticipation...
panties sliding down, not quite revealing...
fingers sliding down, not quite touching...
lips exhaling hot breath, not quite kissing...
Anticipation
of vibration...
of penetration...
of climax-ation <-- Nikki's new word.
Mmmm... That split second just before it goes in, comes out, gets off. Whatever...
You know what I mean.
Sometimes it will send me over the edge. Again. And again. And again.
And again and again.
I guess that kinda goes against my need for instant gratification.
But we'll save that subject for another time. |
| posted by Crazy Bitch @ 6:20 PM |
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| Possession |
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I'm possessed. Or maybe obsessed...
Did I mention how I want to fuck all the time? It's always in the least convenient of places. UGH! I have even headed to the restroom at work and tried to get off there, to no avail. If only my fingers vibrated! Which makes me think I've become dependent on vibrators to get off.
Huh.
Well, we are leaving for Hawaii in the morning. Maybe I'll practice vibe-free all week. On the beach.
Fuck yeah. |
| posted by Crazy Bitch @ 5:58 PM |
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| Overheard at the Office |
| Tuesday, July 1, 2008 |
"Will you respect me in the morning?"
"Are you really that worried?"
"Yes."
"Yes. I will respect you in the morning."
Hmmm. Somehow I doubt that. |
| posted by Crazy Bitch @ 5:45 PM |
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